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I can't get out of my mind how I almost killed that crazy lady a few weeks ago. Driving down So. Livermore in my usual jaunty manner on my way to work, Crazy Lady is stopped on her bicycle on my side of the road I take note of this. She's clearly not moving but she's also clearly not looking to cross, since she's facing forward. As I approach, she turns and looks (mustang - who wouldn't?). When we're about fifteen feet apart she looks at me, the car, the whole traffic situation, starts pedaling and launches the bike at my car, which is (typically) flying. For an insane moment I consider slamming on my brakes, which I've done before and resulted in a magnificent skid, squeal, and smoke scene (and I did stop in time) complete with fishtailing, but there just isn't time. There really isn't. I swerve recklessly into the other lane and stomp on the gas (woo). From what I could see in the rearview, she didn't even seem to realize her close shave.

I was shaking when I got to work and I still can't forget it.

All this is why I call her crazy. It's not just that she talks to herself and possibly multiple invisible friends and spends over eight hours of a typical day sitting outside the cafe. You should have seen/heard her today, telling off a group of boys that was harassing her. I was watching through the window and decided they were getting too aggressive, so I meandered out to "clean the tables" and eavesdrop on the situation - she was letting them HAVE it in a seriously crazy way. "You want free food? Go use the computers. Then you will have your free food. Food is free if you eat it, yes, from the computers. What do you think? Yes. Some of the other students had free coke at the computers. All there, free." And so on. That'll teach them to beg from people. She also had thickened her accent to further disturb them, which they hadn't realized.

Amazing girl, but totally insane :)
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This is a very cool sentence.

It's wrong when environmental regulation puts people out of work, like when limits on logging make it harder for loggers to log logs.

LOGGERS TO LOG LOGS I TELL j00.
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I am having a very very bad day.
I'm switching journals. Probably for a few months. If you'd like, feel free to follow.

I've comforted myself with American Cheese (SCOTT I KNOW J00 CAN'T READ THIS BUT HA HA AMERICAN CHEESE IS CHEESE!!! CHEESE I TELL YOU!) and a nice quiz.


I am nerdier than 84% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!


Constantine is off American Idol. Somebody should have told him that singing a Nickelback song would lose him all his 49% of his voters.
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the AH will be the death of me. broke the bank again last night (buying gear for lev. 44 [6 levels in advance] no matter that I saved probably 10+ gold if you include the enchants I picked up)
at least I'm probably the most agile rogue in all of the alliance.
if this keeps up I'm never going to be able to afford my horse (saving for epic definitely, btw...)


I love my Rogue :D
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Why are CDs so hard to open? Is it just because I have little or no fingernails? Is there a trick to it?

I have a bazillion checks to cash.

I'm going to Davis Saturday.

I miss my Joe. Time to send him a boquet...*sinister chuckle*

My mom got this for me for my birthday. I'm still in shock.
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I consulted with my evil brother on reparing my wireless connection, so that we (megatron and I) recieve 54 mb per second instead of 11.

Running in all goodness now.